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The Archive of Awesomeness


Welcome to the archive of awesomeness. This is the only place in the known universe you can find such a concentrated mass of genius. Feel free to browse through my years of insanity and judge me accordingly. If you really dislike something you find in these archives, make sure to comment on it on your blog so people will know you mean business. I have taken the time to separate the archive by year and even took the time to examine my stats to list the 9 most visited pages. Enjoy (or don't).


Greatest Hits
Based on number of page views

99,000

Feminist Humor

79,000

How To Defeat an 8 Year Old In 4 Easy Steps

30,000

If Dogs Need To Be Licensed Then So Do Hippies

30,000

Old People Kick Ass

21,000

The Idiots Guide to Books For Dummies

19,000

Stumble Upon Has Mastered the Art of Time Travel

13,000

A Few Tips to Help Make Internet Porn More Enjoyable

11,000

Just Because You're Homeless Doesn't Mean You Have to be Worthless

7,000

Ten Reasons Why I Don't Have A Girlfriend



2008 Archive

8-29-08

I Love Everyone!!!

8-17-08

Jet Blue Can Suck My Ass

6-28-08

How Big of A Loser Do You Have to Be to Take Advice From Your Snack Food?

6-02-08

How to Get Your Landlord to Fix Shit

5-24-08

The Internet is NOT for Socially Well-Adjusted People

2-22-08

The Greatest Song Ever Written - BonerSole: Mucho Puto

2-21-08

“Professional Blogger” is Synonymous With Welfare Recipient

2-17-08

You May Not See Race But I See an Idiot

2-14-08

I Would Still Fuck Britney Spears

2-04-08

The Academy Awards are Bullshit



2007 Archive

12-08-07

Radiohead: Does Anybody Give a Shit?

12-02-07

Stumble Upon Has Mastered the Art of Time Travel

12-01-07

If I Owned the Universe...

11-20-07

Finally, A Political Party That Makes Sense

11-16-07

Writing is for Losers and People Who Can't Make Blank Pages

11-14-07

If Dogs Need To Be Licensed Then So Do Hippies

11-11-07

Think You May be a Loser? You Probably Are

11-07-07

Feminist Humor

10-31-07

WTF animals V. 2.0 - They're Back and Licking Ass

10-13-07

I Can Dance If I Want To

10-01-07

An Open Letter to the Owners of the Internet

9-20-07

I Need a New Black Friend

9-12-07

Looks Like Someone Just Got iPhucked

9-07-07

Old People Kick Ass

9-01-07

Just Because You're Homeless Doesn't Mean You Have to be Worthless

8-23-07

Wal-Mart - Employing 82% of the Worlds Failures

8-14-07

Diplomacy is for Failures

7-22-07

I've Got Your RSS Hanging

7-15-07

Rejected Corporate Slogans

6-24-07

LOL Cats Need to Go Away

6-17-07

I Am Running for President.

6-03-07

Paragraphs are Overrated

5-19-07

Retarded Sayings of the Conversationally Challenged

5-06-07

The Sweet Revenge of A High School Slacker

4-23-07

Women Aren't Funny

4-14-07

How To Defeat an 8 Year Old In 4 Easy Steps

4-05-07

Health Nuts Can Blow Me

3-24-07

Who's More Evil: Scientists or Hitler?
3-17-07

 An Analysis of My Traffic

3-08-07

So Here I Sit...

2-19-07

I'm Not Maddox....Get Over It

2-17-07

Everybody Loves A Whore

2-04-07

MySpace is Like Sooooo Kewl!

1-27-07

Fuck People

1-21-07

Is The Red Cross Run By Vampires or What?

1-14-07

A Few Tips to Help Make Internet Porn More Enjoyable

1-06-07

I Think I Have A Stalker



2006 Archive

12-30-06

Psychological Profile: What Color Are You?

12-24-06

Bah Humbug!

12-16-06

How Can We Be Equal If I'm Better Than You?

12-23-06

Fuck This Shit!

11-21-06

44 Things You Never Knew About Me

11-15-06

I Support Police Brutality

11-12-06

Please to Read Reviewing of New Borat Movie Film

10-28-06

Who The Fuck Are You?

10-24-06

Wernicke's Tale

10-20-06

Microsoft Word Good Grammar Check and Spelling

10-16-06

The Idiots Guide to Books For Dummies 2nd Edition

10-09-06

The Meaninglessness of Life

10-01-06

Apparently I'm A God Hating Heathen

9-26-06

Fall 2006 Television Review Part Two

9-16-06

Fall 2006 Television Review Part One

9-15-06

Ten Reasons Why I Don't Have A Girlfriend

9-08-06

Cell Phones and Idiots Don't Mix

9-05-06

A Few Things That Really Piss Me Off

9-02-06

Neo-American Patriotism

8-29-06

A Brief Guide to What's Wrong With the World Today

8-25-06

Happy Birthday Swinery!

8-24-06

No Speaka De Ingles? Tough Shit

8-23-06

Are You Politically Correct?

8-21-06

Talladega Nights the Ballad of a Shitty Movie

8-14-06

The Greatest Book Ever Written....Period!

8-13-06

The Idiots Guide to Books For Dummies

8-12-06

The Pink Conspiracy

8-11-06

Disneyland Sucks Ass

8-09-06

Cops are People Too...Aren't They?

8-01-06

Tool of the Month - Mel Gibson

7-30-06

This Land is MY Land

7-25-06

Hippiecrits


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