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I'm Not Maddox...Get Over It I’m sick of all this Maddox bullshit. Maddox this and Maddox that. I don't have any beef with him personally; on the contrary. I respect the man for what he's accomplished. It’s been six months since I’ve started this site and I’ve tried hard not to fall into the stereotypical ranters trap and talk shit about Maddox. This article is not so much about him, but about all the mindless bullshit that I hear from morons that happen to read comical satire on the internet and assume that the author’s intention is to rip off or to be associated in any way shape or form with Maddox or his style of writing. I’ve got one message for all you nut sacks. EAT SHIT! It’s true that Maddox has popularized the “genre” but I’ll be god damned if I will be called a Maddox rip-off. I am an angry bastard, tried and true. But there are two key differences between me and Maddox I think pirates are gay – Pirates are about the gayest shit stains alive besides professional wrestlers since the French invented homosexuality in 987 A.D. Pirates do nothing but sail their lazy asses all over the world on a ship of all men, probably ass ramming each other in between pillaging and burying their treasure (I am inclined to believe that burying their treasure is just a metaphor for anal rape). On top of that the captain is always decked out in some fruity costume and constantly followed by his “Cabin Boy”. If pirates were such bad asses they would get a fucking job and quit being lazy pirate bums. No body reads my site - Maddox has millions of fans........I have 7. But Seriously. I still I get referred to as a Maddox rip off. And of course Maddox himself is not immune to this slanderous heresy, as he is often referred to as a George Carlin rip off. Get your head out of your ass people. If your tiny little brain cannot handle the fact that there is more than a handful of writers or comedians in the world then you deserve to be shot. Not in the head. No that would be too nice. You deserve to be shot in your wide bodied, gaping pie hole so you will simply be unable to infect the world with your ignorance. I think most people get the terms “ripping off” and “inspired by” a little mixed up. Of course there are many rip offs of Maddox found throughout the internet. That I will not deny. Those sites usually last about a year until the novelty wears off and the writer gets laid. But then there are sites that in no way resemble the Best Page in the Universe except for the fact that the writers are angry bastards. It might shock you to learn that a great many of these writers have never heard of this Maddox guy. If there was no inspiration then there would be very little productivity in the world. The foundation of creativity is finding what interests you and transforming it into your own creation. Musicians do it, artists do it, actors do it, comedians do it, and fat ass angry bastards with web pages do it. We all have heroes and people that inspire us, but it is only the truly weak that allow themselves to be absorbed by their inspiration and become a clone. Even if Maddox had never started his site, there would be some other angry bastard ranting and raving in his place. You people who think otherwise are probably the same people that call tennis shoes a rip off of sandals, television a rip off of radio, magazines a rip off of newspapers, and Einstein a rip off of Newton. Whatever. If you like your little single line of site world, fine. Live there. But remember, while your sitting there bitching, there are people actually trying. There are people doing what you do not have the balls to do (I’m not just talking about the internet here). You are the same miserable fucks who passively aggressively pet your dog while kicking it and sit there when your 80 years old, complaining about how much life sucks, yet hold on to it like it’s a golden dildo all the while wallowing in regret of things you never had the balls to do because some one might think ill of you. Eat shit and die. -= Bagoda =- |