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An Analysis of My Traffic So who actually visits this site? You can rest assure that it is not decent and honest folk. I mean, who in their right mind would visit a site like this? No, The Cesspool is set aside for society’s rejects and the socially retarded. As the initial wave of gawkers has died down, my site is reclaiming its position in internet obscurity. The sudden and instant success of two of my articles last year was a bit premature. Although it brought me many visitors, crashed my server, and cost me in bandwidth overage charges, the fact is that I was too new and didn’t have enough established content. Which to me is just as well. I write because I like to write, not to impress anyone. So let’s take a look at who exactly visits this site. About two months ago I began looking at the search engine keywords people were using to find my site and some of them made me laugh. Of course, for every funny one there are a few dumb ass lame ones like “kewl myspace thingies”, that one of course returns my awesome piece on how gay MySpace is, or some random ass hole looking for information that has nothing to do with my site but has a one word reference some where in the vast expand of text in these pages. But then there are those interesting ones. Below is a list of actual search strings that have returned my site: 1.) girlfriend refuses to masturbate 2.) my girlfriend refuses to shave 3.) guys who don't have girlfriends 4.) im lonely dont have girlfriend 5.) reasons to have a girlfriend 6.) reasons for not having a girlfriend 7.) tips on how to suck titties 8.) im gay because i dont have a girlfriend 9.) "my family thinks i'm gay" 10.) am i gay poll 11.) "do you fart when you shit" 12.) what underwear colors mean 13.) loner psychological profile 14.) police brutality support 15.) politically correct term for ugly people 16.) suicide for dummies 17.) going to the gym for dummies 18.) maddox rip off 19.) camel toe vs moose knuckle 20.) hippiecrits 21.) fat kid picture 22.) fuck people 23.) ass crack whores 24.) crackwhore fuck dollar 25.) want to fuck a black guy 26.) crack whore pussy 27.) crack whore ass fuck 28.) old pussy 29.) how guys fuck their self 30.) fuck hitler 31.) porn tips 32.) pirates are gay And my personal favorite…… 33.) articles about idiots So that gives you a pretty good idea of the kind of people my site attracts. Below I have also included some screen shots from the global tracking feature of eXtreme Tracking.
So there you have it. There were many more satellite photos to share with you but I'm fucking lazy. Hopefully this has given you a small taste as to who joins you in viewing my site. As the days progress I suspect my following will obtain more and more sick fucks just like me and you. Viva la Cesspool! -= Bagoda =- |
